farnilyjewels:

when your selfie gets more than 5 notes

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roundworms:

how do i politely ask her to slam me against a wall and make out with me

(Source: paarasytes)

abrotion:

me when people are mean to meimage

mydogsnokes:

*sees person 3 miles away* *holds door open for them*

assgod:

i regret every selfie a day later