australiansanta:

some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc

nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

"Call me at 4 am, and tell me it’s because you want to hear my voice."

alittlehartosexual:

This, ladies and gentlemen, is pure sexism in everyday society.

(Source: harmaleizer)

(Source: fckyeahtimmy)

misbeliefs:

boys who grab ur face with both hands when they kiss u win at pretty much everything

life rules

- you are never as awkward as you think you are
- you are never as annoying as you think you are
- you are never as boring as you think you are
- your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are 
- you are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for
- chin up, dude

bahtmun:

It’s cruel that I got to spend so much time with James and Lily, and you so little. But know this; the ones that love us never really leave us. And you can always find them in here.

drakefan666:

if you scream at 19yr old retail workers who are trying their hardest till they cry i hope you fucking burn in the deepest level of hell

(Source: waynesworld1992)